Met Criticism...

Truth be told, my friends and I spend much of the day scrutinizing or praising the fashion choices of the paparazzi clad. It may sound vein, but it is loads and loads of fun. So, today we took on the Met Gala and literally dissected everyone who attended the Gala.

A dear friend of mine poignantly portrayed her opinion in an e-mail with a subject line that read:

My Met Faves and Not Faves.

" Emily Mortimer #1… I love the wooden belt with the gown

Julia Roberts

Margherita Missoni – although not a fan of the necklace choice

Zac Posen – Love the blue… but only he can pull it off

Kristin Davis – Pretty and age appropriate

Jason Lewis – Dolce & Gabbana – he looks hot

Lily Donaldson – the whole look works for me… love the dress with the accessories, with the hair, etc..

David Beckham – yum

Kate Moss – cleaned up her act… I like this on her

Lauren Santo Domingo – Another one of my faves

Maggie Gyllenhaal – I really like the dress, but her hair kind of ruins it

What were they thinking?!?:

Naomi Watts – Really Marilyn Monroe??

Joy Bryant – It’s not possible to have more pucci on a person

Lake Bell – the dress looks cheap

Michelle Monaghan – looks like an actual tree trunk

Thandie Newton – Chanel but she looks like a hooker

Katie Holmes – the dress is bad enough, but add on the blue shoes and it’s horrendous

Jennifer Connelly – 80’s high school dance dress – the jewelry is enough to throw me over the edge

Victoria Beckham – I can’t even talk about it… and who knew it was possible for her boobs to look more fake than they normally do?

Fergie – her eye makeup makes her look like trannie

Melania Trump – it looks like a florescent pink version of her bad wedding dress

John Mayer – the shoes and the tie are not ok… at all

Kimora Lee Simons – the dress is tragic enough, but add the clutch to it and it gets even more terrifying

Wendi Murdoch – wow

Dr. Lisa Airan – not sure who she is, but I do know she has bad taste and friends that lie to her telling her that she looks ok "

I couldn't stop laughing as I read this e-mail on my trusted blackberry! I think it was "totes perf" (a tribute to the friend whose e-mail I just exposed on a mass level).
So, naturally, I thought I should share these thoughts with you if for nothing else than to give you a little insight into the banter of the fashion worlds elite (meaning us, haha! yea right!)

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